Legalities

Legal Mumbo Jumbo 

or

"Covering My Butt"

Terms of Use

Use of: www.sheisoffherrocker.com / She Is Off Her Rocker

This policy is valid from 1^st May, 2015

The reading of all information on She Is Off Her Rocker is of your own free will and desire to. If you do not accept these Terms and Conditions, you should cease use of this website immediately. If you do however want to read some totally rocking blog posts or maybe just slightly insane ramblings, please don’t leave just yet. I reserve the right to change any of these Terms and Conditions at any given time on this website. As I am quite unpredictable and a restless person, please check back here often. I make no representations or warranties of any kind (expressed or implied) about the completeness, accuracy, reliability, suitability or availability of any information, products, services or related graphics contained on this blog for any purpose. I try to do my research and form educated opinions on things, but generally, it's just that. An opinion. Ya know what they say about those! *snort* Especially when it comes to current prices, addresses, opening hours, phone numbers, travel information and website addresses, I advice you to double check. You don’t want to drive for over 2 hours with screaming kids in the back of the car to an amusement park that has been turned into a scrap yard only three days ago, or do you?

I aim to provide you with accurate information at the time of publishing, but some information will understandably be less accurate as time passes. Should you find any inaccurate information, please do not hesitate to contact me. I will drop everything, get behind my laptop and correct this world shocking mistake right away… or as soon as I finished my mask and mani. I do have my priorities ya dig?

Copyright Policy

Unless otherwise noted, I (Sarah J or SarahOffHerRocker of She Is Off Her Rocker) am the legal copyright holder of all (written, multimedia and graphic) material on this website and it may not be used, reprinted, (partially) modified or published without my written consent. A link to sheisoffherrocker.blogspot.com must appear in all copies of any artwork or content, including articles, press releases and as icing on cakes. 

Guest bloggers and other contributors to this blog are responsible for their own submitted material on my website and have to ensure that their work complies with national and relevant foreign, comical-, attraction- and gravitational laws. The opinions expressed by any Third Parties are their own and do not represent the position or believe of Sarah or She Is Off Her Rocker. I also am not responsible – but very sorry –  for any narrow minded, impolite or offensive comments by others on my blog. Go soak up some sunshine! Better yet, let me pamper you!

Hold Harmless

All the information provided on this blog is for general information and entertainment purposes only and is the expressed opinion of myself, and not others. This includes (but is not limited to) my membership organizations and/or employers. 

I am not providing any medical, legal, professional … gynecological, astrological, paleontological, philosophical, bacteriological, mineralogical, criminological or dermatological advice. You are taking all the provided information at your own risk. Please contact your local hospital, jurist, emergency service, bar association, phone book, Google or your mother to find or obtain a referral to a competent professional.

Under no circumstances will I be liable for any loss or damage (including without limitation indirect or consequential loss or damage) or any loss or damage whatsoever arising from loss of data or profits arising out of or in connection with the use of this website.

I cannot be held responsible for any offence taken due to translation, interpretation or mistakes in grammar and/or punctuation of my website’s content. I'm Southern, y'all. I speak Jawja.

Although I try to keep this blog running 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, access to the site may be temporarily or permanently suspended and without notice at my own discretion, due to possible updates or technical issues beyond my control, such as my cat deciding the best place for a nap is my keyboard. I will not be liable if for any reason the website is unavailable at any time or for any period of time. I will try to get the website back online as soon as possible. Or as soon as my cable bill gets paid.

Privacy Statement

Any personal and/or contact information provided to me will be kept private. You will not be spammed in any way, I will not send you Valentines and/or Christmas Cards (unless you ask me to or I really like you) and I will not sell or disclose your information to any other companies.

I am not responsible for the privacy practices of any of my advertisers or blog commenters.

Reserve Rights

I reserve the right to change the focus of the blog, to shut it down, sell it, change the terms of use (go to a paid platform) at my own discretion.

I also reserve the rights to edit or delete any comments submitted to this blog without notice due to: comments deemed to be spam or questionable spam, comments including profanity, comments containing language or concepts that could be deemed offensive, comments that attack a group or person individually, or comments from my parents telling me to call them more often. I do accept virtual kisses, flowers and encouraging pats on the back.

Advertisers and Sponsors

I am not responsible for the actions of my advertisers or sponsors. If you purchase a product or service based upon a link from my website, you must take action with that company to resolve any issues, not this blog, not me!

Any product, claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer, provider or party in question. Just because I like the color pink (usually with black or camo!), doesn’t have to mean you will like it too!

To help the website expand, to cover costs of running the site and for me to be able to be a work-at-home-mommy, some advertising and affiliate links are run on my website. Affiliate links earn me a (mind you – VERY) small commission on any purchases made when visiting the site after clicking on one of these links. I will do my absolute best to only provide you with information about products that I truly believe in. I will never take your trust for granted. All reviews on my website will be presented honestly and I will disclose whether I will be receiving any commissions or products for free.

I AM a direct sales mama / independent consultant. I WILL share my link, my favorite products, sales, specials, etc. I TRULY love the things I am selling you or I wouldn't be doing it. I was a customer first!

Letters to the Editor

Any letters, e-mails, blog comments, responses on Social Media platforms such as Facebook, Pinterest, Instagram and Twitter, or questions written directly to me may be used to share with my blogging audience unless specifically requested otherwise. (Part of) these letters or emails, questions or any other feedback may be used in newsletters, blog posts, columns or up-and-coming books. Big compliments will be painted on a tile and put up in my bathroom.

Thank you so much for visiting my blog and don’t forget to enjoy yourself!